Okay let me ask a couple real questions now, although it might not get seen by many since most already know this thread was started as a joke and I might end up asking this to be broken off into a new thread. So I was 1-2 weeks later than planned for my overseed(which is why I've been reading every overseed thread lately). The question is about starter fert, but here's the background on my situation:
My lawn was terrible from decades of neglect and I'm waiting until winter/spring for a soil test as I just discovered this forum this summer. I treated most of my front yard with a Pylex/Triclopyr schedule to hopefully control the bermuda that has been taking over. I also had a huge stump removed which resulted in a roughly 15x12 foot area that will be brand new grass.
9/13: Cut low & bagged. Dethatched with sunjoe on 0 setting with dethatching tines in some areas and multiple directions at 0 & -5 with scarifier attachment on most of the lawn. Leveled out some bumpy areas with screen topsoil. Rolled lawn. Seeded with Hogan Blend TTTF, lightly raked in two directions, rolled again and sprayed Tenacity.
We've had cooler than normal temps and zero rain(with zero rain expected for at least another week) so I've been manually watering 3-5x per day and needing to move sprinklers around each time. As of today, 10 days after seed down, I have pretty good germination finally popping up in most areas but some still have little to none. I would say most of the good areas are up to 1-1.5". I'm planning on going out and throwing down a little more seed by hand in the thin areas but unsure if I should rake it in at all with not wanting to harm the new seedlings. A few areas of the existing grass are up to a height that needs to be cut(I'm considering just going out with my string trimmer and carefully knocking those areas down a bit.. bad idea??).
So finally to the main question.. I have a bag of Lesco starter fert 18-24-12, that I plan on using a couple of days after my first full cut which will most likely occur in the next handful of days. Should I be applying this one time at bag rate or weekly/bi-weekly at lower rates? Bonus question.. Has anyone used this Lesco starter with the Earthway 2600A-Plus? I bought one late this summer but have really only used it for the seed so I don't have a good baseline for this product and I want to be careful to not over/under apply on the new seedlings.