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-You've mowed 4 days in a row but you're not a greenskeeper
-Conversations with neighbors lead back to your yard 100% of the time
-You actually know what PGR is
-When your yard is perfect, that's when you start planning your next leveling weekend.
-Watching your yard get watered is relaxing.
-You secretly look down on neighbors who claim bermuda should be 3-4"
-Painting your yard green in the winter is on the table for discussion.
-Your yard is white from sand more often than green from grass.
-Your day is just a little bit better when its a day to drop some fertilizer.
-You like the smell of milorganite
-When your yard is literally perfect but claim it'll be 2-3 years before you get it where you want it (looking at you MQ :))
-When other's back off the N in summer, you simply water longer.
-You chuckle when people ask if you use weed & feed
-Your S/O talks about your lawn as if it's one of your kids.
-You engage in discussions about if you should edge first or mow.
-One of the requirements for your next house is a flat yard.
-You've seen the Lawn Care Nut's youtube video about sun direction for striping.
-You get bummed, when a planned mow gets rained out.
-You plan your vacations around mowing days.
 

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Jericho574 said:
-You've mowed 4 days in a row but you're not a greenskeeper
-Conversations with neighbors lead back to your yard 100% of the time
-You actually know what PGR is
-When your yard is perfect, that's when you start planning your next leveling weekend.
-Watching your yard get watered is relaxing.
-You secretly look down on neighbors who claim bermuda should be 3-4"
-Painting your yard green in the winter is on the table for discussion.
-Your yard is white from sand more often than green from grass.
-Your day is just a little bit better when its a day to drop some fertilizer.
-You like the smell of milorganite
-When your yard is literally perfect but claim it'll be 2-3 years before you get it where you want it (looking at you MQ :))
-When other's back off the N in summer, you simply water longer.
-You chuckle when people ask if you use weed & feed
-Your S/O talks about your lawn as if it's one of your kids.
-You engage in discussions about if you should edge first or mow.
-One of the requirements for your next house is a flat yard.
-You've seen the Lawn Care Nut's youtube video about sun direction for striping.
-You get bummed, when a planned mow gets rained out.
-You plan your vacations around mowing days.
Very nice. :thumbup:
 

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Ware said:
Jericho574 said:
-You've mowed 4 days in a row but you're not a greenskeeper
-Conversations with neighbors lead back to your yard 100% of the time
-You actually know what PGR is
-When your yard is perfect, that's when you start planning your next leveling weekend.
-Watching your yard get watered is relaxing.
-You secretly look down on neighbors who claim bermuda should be 3-4"
-Painting your yard green in the winter is on the table for discussion.
-Your yard is white from sand more often than green from grass.
-Your day is just a little bit better when its a day to drop some fertilizer.
-You like the smell of milorganite
-When your yard is literally perfect but claim it'll be 2-3 years before you get it where you want it (looking at you MQ :))
-When other's back off the N in summer, you simply water longer.
-You chuckle when people ask if you use weed & feed
-Your S/O talks about your lawn as if it's one of your kids.
-You engage in discussions about if you should edge first or mow.
-One of the requirements for your next house is a flat yard.
-You've seen the Lawn Care Nut's youtube video about sun direction for striping.
-You get bummed, when a planned mow gets rained out.
-You plan your vacations around mowing days.
Very nice. :thumbup:
+1, some good Meme material in this post!
 

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Tifgrand—7,500 sq/ft—Baroness LM56
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SGrabs33 said:
You almost crash your car on the highway trying to get a good look and guess what type of sod is on the back of a semi.
:lol: I'm guilty of this too!!! Also when you go buy a farmers market or garden center and they have pallets of sod for sale. It's usually Centipede around here :(
 
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